you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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