I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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