Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I think a kid would responsible me up
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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