naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Help me help you realize you are a moron
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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