last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
false alarm. still invincible.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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