Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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