I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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