Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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