Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
you inspire me to be a worse person
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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