Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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