he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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