I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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