I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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