Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Terrible idea I love it
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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