i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So vagazzling was a success
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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