Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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