Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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