Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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