Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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