doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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