Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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