K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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