Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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