the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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