anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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