@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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