I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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