Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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