You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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