she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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