Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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