Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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