Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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