shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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