So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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