so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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