question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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