Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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