dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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