i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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