You can't special order awesome
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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