If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
