Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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