pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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