Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
