yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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