Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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