Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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