Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Randomize
