And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
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I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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