just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
