why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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