On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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