Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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