If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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