That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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