whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Jerry, you need to find god
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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